Well you could start by not posting for about a year. I think that is how long its been since I posted last. You could attempt to tackle a huge project with unrealistic expectations of finishing in a weeks time, but not finish in a weeks time, and never post about it again. That will probably do it too :-)
I am so sorry to any of my readers who are still around to read this. We took on what seemed like a quick project of faux wainscoting, kinda. In the end, I got real DIY style wainscoting. Guess what? Its finished! Yup, we finished sometime last summer, and I never bothered to post because it had taken so long I had kinda fell out of the blogging pattern, and found that it was quite a relief to not be posting something all the time here. I think I needed the break.
I will post pictures on our finished wainscoting sometime tomorrow or this weekend, with the complete rundown on how we did this. Believe me, it was a disaster! I will give the details shortly.